Op zoek naar werk? Laat je inspireren door hilarische Twitter-poëzie

De zoektocht naar werk kan enorm stresserend zijn. Het solliciteren, de afwijzing, de onzekerheid. Een mens zou van minder wanhopig worden. Maar je kunt van de wanhoop ook creatief worden. Dat illustreert Twitter met de hashtag #PoemAJobInterview. Een selectie.
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#PoemAJobInterview passionate calm and above all serene this is what is needed to serve some ice cream

— Leigh (@comedyaddict) December 28, 2016

 

#PoemAJobInterview Roses are red Violets are blue You need experience Which we won't give you

— Steve Smith (@steve_12_smith) December 28, 2016

 

I work well on my own,

I work well in a team,

I work even better,

By the coffee machine. #PoemAJobInterview

— MsSamanthaTinselTits (@MsTransSam) December 28, 2016

 

I'll seem like I'm passionate

And pretend that you're funny,

But really we both know

I'm only here for the money #PoemAJobInterview

— Gremlin (@SamwhereNow) December 28, 2016

 

My biggest weakness

Would be my distaste

For waking up early

And working too late

— Fudge Tosser (@_fudgetosser_) December 28, 2016

 

I work really hard

I'm flexible too

I'm going to steal

A stapler or two #PoemAJobInterview

— craig flynn (@craigflynn1) December 28, 2016

 

I showed up on time

My resume is a dime

My work ethic is off the walls

Let me mop your halls

— Gabriel Figueroa (@figasaurus12) December 28, 2016

 

What's your favorite color?

What animal would you be?

Mate stop screwing around and just hire me!

— Tricki D (Rob) (@Tricki_D) December 28, 2016